Where's My GBF????

Right now I could seriously use a GBF or a guy who wanted to be my bestest friend ever and not expect anything out of our relationship. Anyone else with me?

Like right now, I'm DYING for flowers @ work. Not to get attention...seriously. Just to have that fun, exciting feeling that someone is thinking about you and wants to make your cubicle pretty. I think I'm going to end up breaking down and hitting up Trader Joe's next week and supplying them myself. Lame.

I'm dying for my hair to be fiddled with and made pretty. If there's one thing I do miss about my uncle's partner, was his insane ability to make my hair look fabulous. I need a new colorist in Charlotte here ASAP. My last girl just didn't do it for me.

I need someone to come over on a Friday night, down a bottle of wine (or two, or three) with me and gossip about boys. And celebs. And ridiculous TV shows like The Bachelorette. Until 4 in the morning.

I'd love to have said GBF (or BFF) reassure me when I'm crying my eyes out after downing 2 bottles of wine at 4 am that I'm an insanely awesome catch and Mr. Right is on his way...and that GBF/BFF is going to help me find him.

I could use some Queer Eye for the Straight Guy style shopping for hot date/updating wardrobe advice.

I miss cooking for someone I'm in a relationship with. A GBF would fulfill that need.

I need to be silly, crazy, stupid. Get sloshed at a club. Sing at the top of my lungs at a concert. Cruise with the windows down jamming to MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice. Better yet New Kids on the Block. Or NSync. All with my GBF.

UGH!

One of the reasons I had so much fun in DC, was that I did some of that awesomeness with SINGLE FRIENDS. I honestly don't think I have one single...single friend here in NC. SUCKY MCSUCKERSON. Do you know how it feels to be newly divorced, ready to take on the world, add some spice into your life, and enjoy living again...only to not have anyone to do that with?

SUPER LAME.

Any applicants?